Actual Beat Up Feet: Julianne Moore

"Clarice, you have very shapely feet" - Hannibal

 Julianne Moore is struggling with 'sammich toes in Cannes. Girl, I know you love your silver shoes, but give them a little test before you hit the red carpet. Those piggies want to RUN all the way home! Story via Fashionista.com.


And a closer look for all you sadists.

This little piggy was just not having it. Image via Getty

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